My slow collection of thoughts and inspiration

Hi. I'm Jessica.
I like to write funny songs and sketches, Sometimes a combination of the two, and I'm a dog groomer. Take a look at my grooming blog: http://gogroomer.tumblr.com/ and have a fantastic day. (Unless you're reading this at night)

Dear Molly,

Please don’t leave your cookies on the counter, because I really want to eat them. I want to eat all of them. I want to bathe in them. I want to take a bunch of cookies and put them in my sexy areas. I want to take a cookie on a date, start a relationship, move in together, propose to, marry and make sweet love to my cookie I want to have little cookie children, name them names like chocolarry, macadamian, and marshmathew, send them off to cookie college, grow old, and slowly die with my cookie. So please put them in the cupboard. Thank you.

Your roomate,

Jessica Lynne Rona

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