My slow collection of thoughts and inspiration

Hi. I'm Jessica.
I like to write funny songs and sketches, Sometimes a combination of the two, and I'm a dog groomer. Take a look at my grooming blog: http://gogroomer.tumblr.com/ and have a fantastic day. (Unless you're reading this at night)

Archive

Sep
19th

Mon

Kate Spencer: Los Angeles.

I grew up in LA, but lived in NY for a few years. This piece that Kate wrote is so wonderful! It’s articulating everything I feel about LA. I’m annoyed when NYers judge LA and think it’s full of fake blondes and emptiness. It’s not. It’s beautiful. Of course I miss NY’s energy, but LA is home.

oh and Kate- the hipsters in NY are dirtier and they do more drugs.

xoxo

katespencer:

We’ve been here a week and I like it so far.

LA is more like New York than people give it credit for, in that no one here gives a crap what you do/dress like either. In New York people are too aloof/cool to notice, and in LA they are too self-absorbed to care. Either way it makes for a nice…

Sep
13th

Tue

I am completely in love.

Apr
11th

Mon

one of my favorite sketches.

Apr
10th

Sun

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Moment of Weakness.

Written by me

Produced by Nate Shelkey

Mar
10th

Thu

fuck. yeah.

spolikeluzhate:

I’M THE NEW SPOKESPERSON FOR MASTURBATION!

Written by Celeste Ballard

Starring Shannon O’Neill

Directed & Edited by Adam Sachs

(via williebhines)

ivytyler:

The Giving Tree

(via thedominatrixxx)

Feb
16th

Wed

ronbabcock:

New Banksy in Westwood. Right across from the Open Mic of Love, one of (if not) LA’s longest running open mic.

Hard to see but the bullets are crayons.

Jan
19th

Wed

Thanks again. <3